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Do not write a novel.
Do not laugh at everything.
Do not get sick.
Do not forget things.
Do not hate your job.
Do not seem needy.
Do not backup iPod Touch.
Do not spread genital warts.
Do not be awkward around girls.
Do not dwell on mistakes.
Do not need a boyfriend.
Do not pay ebay invoice.
Do not dance awkwardly.
Do not do surveys.
Do not skip lines in Word 2007.
Do not be cynical.
Do not do bikur cholim.
Do not pay eBay sellers fees.
Do not swallow air when eating.
Do not escrow taxes and insurance.
Do not apologize.
Do not vote.
Do not view friends on Facebook.
Do not lag in Minecraft.
Do not sweat when nervous.
Do not spread pink eye.
Do not yawn wisdom teeth.
Do not type.
Do not stop running.
Do not knit tight.
Do not sync genius data.
Do not lead a girl on.
Do not be clingy.
Do not vomit.
Do not keep your cool.
Do not pay interest on credit cards.
Do not hit a deer.
Do not have Facebook timeline.
Do not back down from a fight.
Do not depend on others.
Do not join a union.
Do not barf when drinking.
Do not spread herpes.
Do not bruise so easily.

there are so many things you shouldn’t do, according to studio moniker

m / 12-04-2012 13:32 - tags: , ,  

sound that wobbles

(via mister ‘uwe’)

m / 12-04-2012 07:22 - tags: , , ,  

after effects / photoshop / coffee

All footage taken from the original Rear Window (1954) directed by Alfred Hitchcock. The order of events is pretty much as seen in the movie.

full-screen highly recommended… more info on this amazing project from ‘jeff desom’ can be seen here on his website

(link via mister ‘uwe’)

m / 07-04-2012 16:40 - tags: , ,  

moving a pixel

the basics of image resolution by guess who… nice

m / 06-04-2012 13:35 - tags: ,  

add to cart

plenty of ‘mouse over’ silliness on the new webshopdancing tumblr… courtesy of inventor ‘wilbert leering’, i couldn’t resist the urge to take part…

m / 05-04-2012 16:55 - tags: , ,